Ah, New Year’s resolutions – that magical time of year when we optimistically declare we’re going to transform our lives, only to watch those grand ambitions unravel faster than a poorly knitted scarf. Let’s take a moment to laugh at some real-life resolutions that took a hilariously unexpected turn. Because, let’s face it, nothing brings us together like shared humanity and a good chuckle.
Resolutions That Took a Wrong Turn
“I’m going to eat healthier this year!” Meet Susan. She swore off junk food and vowed to embrace kale as her leafy green savior. Day one: kale salad. Day two: kale smoothie. Day three: Susan’s desperate plea on social media: “Does anyone want five pounds of kale? Asking for a friend.”
“I’m hitting the gym every day!”Kyle was ready to transform into a fitness guru. He bought the fanciest treadmill and a full workout wardrobe. By March, the treadmill had been repurposed as a state-of-the-art clothes hanger, and Kyle was in a committed relationship with his couch.
“I’ll spend less this year!”Jane’s wallet was ready for a breather. Enter January’s post-holiday sales. By February, she owned five pairs of discounted boots and a mildly guilty conscience. “They were practically free,” she insisted.
Relatable Mishaps
Who hasn’t sworn to cut back on screen time, only to spend less time on their phone and more on their tablet? Or pledged to learn a new skill, like cooking, only to discover that “instant ramen chef” is not a Michelin-starred title? These moments of misstep are as human as they come and remind us to laugh at ourselves along the way.
A Green Resolution Twist
What if this year, your resolution could benefit not just you but also the planet? At AVAY, we’re all about resolutions that matter. Why not:
Recycle old tech: That forgotten drawer of old phones? It’s a goldmine for e-waste recycling.
Refurbish instead of replace: Give your gadgets a second life with professional refurbishment services.
Divert e-waste: Bring your unwanted electronics to AVAY and keep them out of landfills.
Making sustainable choices doesn’t just feel good – it’s a resolution you’ll want to keep.
Kids’ Resolutions for 2025
Kids’ resolutions bring a refreshing dose of honesty and creativity. Here are some delightful ones:
“I want to eat more candy and tacos and ice skate.” — Harper K., age 5, Argyle, Texas
“I’m going to be a ladybug!” — Sarah Snow, age 3, Erda, Utah
“Pet every doggie I can!” — Tori F., age 8, Okemos, Michigan
“Think of the positive, not the worst, and to stay strong against things that are bad.” — Ian M., age 10, Lincoln, Nebraska
“Keep reading and drawing and growing my hair.” — Jack I., age 10, Denver, Colorado
“To be home before sunrise.” — Finn M., age 5, Lincoln, Nebraska
“Ooh, I know! Play video games. Wait, no! Do math!” — Amelia B., age 6, Montgomery, Alabama
“Encourage myself to join a soccer team.” — Sophia Valdes, age 10, Miami, Florida
“Build a new Minecraft world.” — Kay Snow, age 6, Erda, Utah
“Study plays to become a better quarterback in flag football.” — Wyatt G., age 9, Kensington, Maryland
“Be more fun and be more active, by fitting in more outdoor activities with friends like scavenger hunts and water balloon fights.” — Matthew Flores, age 9, New York, New York
“Be nicer to my little sister.” — Julie F., age 12, Okemos, Michigan
“Organize my room better.” — Ryker Snow, age 9, Erda, Utah
Kids’ Green Resolutions for 2025
Even kids can make eco-friendly goals! Here are some inspiring and adorable ideas:
“Recycle all my snack wrappers.” — Harper K., age 5
“Plant a garden for ladybugs.” — Sarah Snow, age 3
“Help pick up trash at the park when I walk doggies.” — Tori F., age 8
“Save paper by using both sides for drawing.” — Jack I., age 10
“Turn off lights when I leave a room.” — Amelia B., age 6
“Use reusable water bottles at soccer practice.” — Sophia Valdes, age 10
“Build cool things in Minecraft without using real electricity!” — Kay Snow, age 6
“Ride my bike more instead of asking for rides.” — Wyatt G, age 9
Wrapping It Up
So, here’s to another year of dreams, attempts, and yes, even the occasional misstep. Let’s laugh at our failures, celebrate small victories, and keep trying. Because whether you’re eating kale or recycling an old laptop, it’s the effort that counts. Cheers to a brighter, greener 2025!
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